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[carpethedamndiem]

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[ghostyrey]

what a day to be alive and not be this guy.

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[fruityyamenrunner]

ALT

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[cryptotheism]

This counts as a spell

[loth-catgirl]

doing this on the sheriff booth next pride

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[senatortedcruz]

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

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Anonymous asked:

Hey CT, working the grill at a Wendy's (praise Hestia) and it's slow so I'm thinking about magic. Thoughts on the Planetary Metals and how they would relate to fast food cooking and service?

cryptotheism answered:

GOLD: The metal of purity. Rules the whole of a service. When all is well for worker and customer, the shift is gold.

SILVER: The metal of harmony. Holds dominion over the ebb and flow of rushes, cohesion between coworkers, and the all-important timing.

COPPER: The metal of beauty. Holds dominion over stylish presentation, customer temperament, and cleanliness.

IRON: The metal of utility. Holds dominion over raw skill at the fryer.

TIN: The metal of will. Holds dominion over the Customer Service Voice, focusing on not looking at the clock, and ability to juggle information.

LEAD: The metal of foundation. Holds dominion over the stations. May they function clean and well.

MERCURY: The metal of change. Holds dominion over shift changes, freak accidents, opening and closing.

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[1892]

smokers pick ur poison: i want to know tumblr's favorite cigarette

marlboro

camel

parlaiment

american spirit

newport

winston

lucky strike

pall mall

dunhill

i don't smoke/other

tumblrinas don't fail me <3

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[doyouknowwhatimeme]

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[t-price]

turtle

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[just-an-enby-lemon]

I would meet the horrors just to feed that man not even kidding.

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[jitterbugbear]

blooming meadow, crayon + digital

[afraidtoblink]

[Image description: a gif of crayon hand-drawn flowers, berries, and plants rustling in the wind, with a butterfly flying by and another butterfly resting on a leaf. End ID.]